In one of lockdown’s more superficial problems, singer Paloma Faith has had to cut herself a fringe to cover the broke-down Botox in her forehead.
Just imagine the horrors happening to the sagging face fillers in Hollywood...
Paloma, 38, timed her first few dabbles with Botox pretty unfortunately.
“I have had it twice in my forehead,” she says. “I only started it just before lockdown. I’ve had to cut a fringe because it was splitting – urgh.”
The singer had opted for a light level of wrinkle-smoothing injections.
“I was really paranoid, I didn’t want to not be able to move my face,” she says.
Paloma advised a fan who contacted her worried their partner might clock their secret Botox sessions when their age lines started appearing during lockdown.
“You’re going to probably learn the news lockdown will be lifted on a certain day – and book your Botox in as soon as you hear that,” advised the singer.
“Get it quickly done. Just make an excuse – ‘I’ve got to go see my relatives’ – and then you go to the Botox person.’”
Those celebrity reunions with Botox therapists will be emotional – not that you’d be able to tell.
It comes as Paloma opened up about the time she starred in a lesbian sex scene.
The Upside Down hitmaker, 38, says she was once so skint she couldn't pay her £250 rent.
When she was offered a job to earn the money she needed, she took it - and she thought it was "hot".
Paloma says she was approached by an artist who asked her to appear in an art film, which included a lesbian sex scene.
She told followers watching her Instagram Live: "I was with a woman once but only from the waist up and it was when I couldn’t make my rent.
"An artist asked me if I would be in an art film, doing stereotypical lesbian stuff with a woman.
"The woman I did it with was really attractive, awe-inspiringly gorgeous. And I felt like, yes, it was hot."